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andy hair · Posted: Mon Nov 24, 2008 7:32 pm Post subject: HEADLINES

Can anybody think of some funny or sarcastic headlines ???????
If so, write them down every week in this section.

"SHOCK" Rovers win without Hair.
"SHOCK" Young Dicko scores in oppositions net.
"Double Shock" Lee seen without a woman.
Matt Vaal, NOT injured.
Dainty saves penalty.

You know, stuff like that.

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andy hair · Posted: Sun Nov 30, 2008 9:04 pm Post subject:

Didnt think any of them thicko's would get it,,,,, only you Matt.
Me and you are just to clever for the rest of them.
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Young Dicko · Semi - Pro Joined: 30 Jan 2008 Posts: 25

HEADLINE:
ELLIOTT 3 - 1 wigan rovers

andy hair · Posted: Fri Dec 05, 2008 3:11 pm Post subject:

Headlines from last saturday,

Fullback fails to catch winger due to large erection.
Eliott 2nd best player on pitch.
Seddon races winger and fullback, and comes out a winner.
slim sub shocks opposition.
Wigan Rovers defender "the best header in the game"
Rovers striker sleeps alone.

OK, one of these is incorrect,
Can you guess which one ?????????????????????????

Give up ????????

The answer is,,,,,,,,,,,,,, its only a small erection.
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STOP CRYING... I DONT CARE,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
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thelegendthatis · Semi - Pro Joined: 03 Feb 2008 Posts: 24

What about these

"Hair drops trumpet"
"Dainty, Shannon and Booth win without hair every week"
"Rest of rovers team wish they had no hair every week!"

andy hair · Posted: Sat Dec 06, 2008 6:59 pm Post subject:

Listen legendthatneverwillbe,
I dont know who you are but your not a legend at funny writing unlike
myself and young dicko.
your not even as funny as Shaun Dainty, who lets be honest isnt that funny untill he plays in goal, ha ha ha ha
Sorry Shaun but that legend bloke winds me up, grrrr
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thelegendthatis · Semi - Pro Joined: 03 Feb 2008 Posts: 24

Yeah, I know what you mean he sounds like a right good lookin get. I bet he's extremely versatlie as well.....Bastard!

andy hair · Posted: Fri Dec 12, 2008 5:32 pm Post subject:

dont know what versatile means but i bet he could play in any position.
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STOP CRYING... I DONT CARE,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
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andy hair · Posted: Fri Dec 12, 2008 5:36 pm Post subject:

Headline,
Soft arse with 'sore' ankle looses rovers 3 points.
Hair ROBBED of ANOTHER man of match award.
Naked keeper helps the wounded.

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STOP CRYING... I DONT CARE,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
BRI PICKS THE TEAM,,,,,,, GO CRY TO HIM.