Wigan Rovers Forum

thelegendthatis · Semi - Pro Joined: 03 Feb 2008 Posts: 24

As you all know, each week you're rated as to your performance during the weekends game. Certain players are doing really well with their scores and building up quite an average. However, 1 player seems to have completely disappeared from the radar. Andy Hair (I don't have to call him Mr Hair now he's not Manager!!) has disappeared from the match reports. Is this because he is so good, he's gone off the top of the scale?? Alternatively, is it that he's so bad, he's simply ceased to exist in the history of the club. I know what I think, but what is your opinion. I'll let you decide.

chez leg end · Semi - Pro Joined: 28 Jan 2008 Posts: 27

rumours are flying round st james' park today after the shock resignation of andrew hair wigan rovers manager. he was spotted dining onboard his luxury yacht with newcastle owner mike ashley(pictured below!), this will shock his backroom staff at rovers such as b.taylor,s dainty and new manager b.seddon.he is thought to have played his last game before taking over the reigns at the end of the month! the toon army have been seen chanting his name " andy 'ten bellies' hair and the mess'hair'ah! he was unavailable for comment after the game saturday just running round delirious saying over and over "two goals?" "i can die happy"and "im knackered go away!!"

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andy hair · Posted: Mon Oct 06, 2008 9:50 pm Post subject:

A reply to Chez leg end.

First of all i would like to stress that i WONT be taking over N U F C,
and here are my reasons why.
1/ You yourself are a NUFC fan and i think you idolise me enough.
2/ Geordies cant hold there ale, unlike me.
3/ Geordies are all big fat greedy f**kers,,,,,,,,,unlike me.
4/ Asheys boat was a little on the small side.
5/ Chelsea have made a better offer. (which i have also declined).
6/ The main reason is,,,,,,,, Rovers need me.................You can say thats B***ocks but the truth is who's going to get the goals on a Saturday afternoon ????? ( Apart from Greyeye / Dicko / Josh / Gaz / Raz / Jolley )
Yes you got it ME,,,,,,,,,,NOT LEE OH NO,,,,,,,,ME ME ME ME ME.
I rest my case.

NOTE FROM ADMIN - ANY COMMENTS MADE ARE OF THE OPINION OF HE THAT WROTE IT AND NOT OF THE WIGAN ROVERS CLUB.
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STOP CRYING... I DONT CARE,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
BRI PICKS THE TEAM,,,,,,, GO CRY TO HIM.

chez leg end · Semi - Pro Joined: 28 Jan 2008 Posts: 27

but andy wed love it just love it if ud take over!!!!ive had a word wi mike ashley an he said hed upgrade ur private pedalo 2 a barge on the leeds liverpool canal so u can commute!!! Laughing

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andy hair · Posted: Thu Oct 09, 2008 6:24 pm Post subject:

sorry Chez i would love to manage a team that you play in but,,,,,,
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Im above that.

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STOP CRYING... I DONT CARE,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
BRI PICKS THE TEAM,,,,,,, GO CRY TO HIM.