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andy hair · Posted: Sun Mar 22, 2009 9:49 pm Post subject: STOP BULLYING.

whats your opinions on bullying ??
Nobody likes a bully, we all know that.
Bullying comes in all shapes and sizes for example,,,,,,
Young Dicko is bullying the second team, you know coz he's better than them.
Bob Taylor bullys people into buying him drinks in the pub.
Stu Unsworth uses his elbow during friendly games.
Lee Fleck takes his shirt off when he's near Stu williams.
There all forms of bullying.
But the worst form is when your Manager bullys you.
Bri Seddon Gives me the TAXI badge nearly every week ,,,,,,,,,,
for NOTHING,,,,,,yes NOTHING................BULLY. i couldnt shout it any louder.
I rest my case.
Anybody got an opinion, or are you all to scared ??????????

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STOP CRYING... I DONT CARE,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
BRI PICKS THE TEAM,,,,,,, GO CRY TO HIM.

Phonejacker · Posted: Sun Mar 22, 2009 10:08 pm Post subject:

I wasnt even there and i'd have give you the badge haha. Looks like your going to be the one with the odd shirt this year pal woop woop 8 Embarassed

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1st team gaffer · Amatuer Joined: 23 Feb 2009 Posts: 14

Who else feels sorry for the hairy arse builder who keeps getting the taxi badge?????

The badge is put to a team vote, the majority speaks Mr Hair.

If you didnt get lost going to a pitch you have plaed on for 20 years we would understand.

But you was saved this week by Dicko falling over that blade of grass with a definate goal on for lee.

thelegendthatis · Semi - Pro Joined: 03 Feb 2008 Posts: 24

I agree with Mr H, bullying is a terrible thing, but there is another thing that is even more worrying.

Why has Mr "I am the greatest" Hair got so many taxi badges this season. Is there a niche in the market that we have all missed. Has the said miser found some value to the badges and realised a way to make money out of them?

I believe that he cannot surely have seriously won them all. He is after all the sngle greatest player ever to have trodden the sacred St James turf, and I should know, he has told me that it is so on many, many occasions. And why shouldn't I believe him, he is a builder, and we all trust the word of a builder.

So, I challenge you all. Can any of you tell me why our tractor driving hero has so many badges. I think not!

I would therefore like to propose that we..........Oh wait a minute, I've just remembered that he is crap.

Forget what I just said.

Sorry lads, as you were!!

andy hair · Posted: Sun Mar 29, 2009 8:44 pm Post subject:

Mr ,,,,,,,,, Thingy
thanks for them kind words, after all im glad you appreciate all i have done for you over the years. Lets recap,,,,
Asked,,,,,,, no begged Ste Holland to pick you in goal.( instead of centrehalf )
Told you wich way to dive in penalty shoot outs.
Didnt let anybody pick on you when you turned up in that daft Everton shirt.
Didnt punch you on the nose at Bickerstaff.
Do i need to go on ??????????
Im also upset at grasshopper as he hasnt once backed me up on the forum or even when the BULLY seddon has been giving badges out.
NO COMMENT.
Anyway about them badges,
Scrap metal isnt worth that much at present so im collecting them for when it is.
Well spotted,,,,,,,,,, Thingy.
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STOP CRYING... I DONT CARE,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
BRI PICKS THE TEAM,,,,,,, GO CRY TO HIM.

Young Dicko · Semi - Pro Joined: 30 Jan 2008 Posts: 25

sorry for the lack of back up legend i have been viewing and analysing this touchy subject from a distance and i feel i have came up with a valid reason behind the bullying...... CONSPIRACY!!
Yes, just like the x files there is a huge conspiracy happening at rovers right under mine and your noses m.r hair/legend first of all let me give you a list of all candidates deserving of the taxi badge from saturday:
Doran for hitting a five yard open goal over
Morgan for his valiant effort at trash talk
Rob dainty for an offside trap that a double decker bus cud fit thru
There defender who scored 2 own goals
there defender who tried to fight the legend to be
Goulding for trying to find out how old people where dureing the middle of the game
The young dainty (narrows it down to one) getting cramp
all deserved taxi recipients yet the only two contenders at the end of the game were the legend for a mis control and the legend to be for doing a step over.... makes you think.... It is obvious that the team is trying to cause friction between the deadly duo that has been formed between m.r hair and me... all we want is to be treated fairly and no different to everyone else just because of superiority in class i think m.r hair will gladly agree.

now just sit back and wait for everyone to bight.......

chez leg end · Semi - Pro Joined: 28 Jan 2008 Posts: 27

bight? BIGHT? did u go same school as alice? oh my lord thickness in abundance here lads! ha ha!
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thelegendthatis · Semi - Pro Joined: 03 Feb 2008 Posts: 24

Dicko, give it up m8, you're just diggin the hole deeper, it's just not fun any more, it's too easy. After all there is only one legend at Rovers and he's typing this message to you.

I would officially like to thank Mr Hair for givin me all of the opportunities he listed, I am truly thankful.
Maybe that's why you had to come up with such elaborate plans to get me out of the 1st team when you were the boss?????

Vaalderama · Site Admin Joined: 28 Jan 2008 Posts: 48 Location: Wigan

Dicko

Your points were fair . .... But it’s only called taxi for badge as it was not PC to call it W@nkZr of the week. You and hair fall into this category without kicking a ball. Laughing

My points are. . . .
Taxi for is for the team not the 'support' (unfortunately Alex is therefore out) Sad

'We laughed harder at Andy kicking the ball in his own face' shame he didn’t do it harder make some improvements Laughing

You not only did a pointless step over in front of goal with no one around and only the keeper to beat, but there were several other small offences. These offences in the managers and teams opinion meant you were deserving of it. Exclamation

Maybe if you didn’t moan and sing your own praises when you turn up for a game the team would not be as harsh. Laughing

Mr Hair needs to realise like Alex, he will be nominated every week because it is just funny. Let’s just call Hair or Alex the default 'taxi' if no one else manages to mess up.

Plus you can 2 can take the weight of the expectations of your fellow team mates. Lets face it Andy has been carrying his fair share of his own weight for long enough. Laughing

As I hope you can all agree my points are fair . . . .? And purely my opinion. Laughing

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1st team gaffer · Amatuer Joined: 23 Feb 2009 Posts: 14

Lets do a deal with hair and dicko ( sounds like a comedy duo), they can against st judes do the nominations for the taxi badge.

However they have to if they make a balls up nominate each other.

Is that a deal Hair and Dicko????????