Andy Hair's Very serious match report.

andy hair · Andy Hair's Very serious match report.

Wigan Rovers V atherton railway
1/4 final.
After a nice sunny morning the weather changed for the worst but everyone was up for this big game. Kick off was slightly late coz stu williams didnt want to get his hair wet and wouldnt leave the changing room, alex played with big plaster on face coz he said he looked like the rapper " Nelli " ( bet shes crap aswell ).
Game started well with both teams playing some good football, but never mind that coz the main thing was grayeye was looking shithot.
It was end to end stuff on a very wet pitch with only the likes of Hair managing to control the ball well. Everthing looking good then disaster, one of ther men ran across our box looking for somewhere dry to dive but mat vaal was not waiting for that so he tripped him up, " penalty".
1 / 0
Rovers took total control after going down and it didnt take long for one of us to dive in there box but we got nothing so grayeye had to score during the run of play, 1 / 1
Half time talk.
Manager, Keep going lads were well on top and up for winning this.
Riding, has anybody got an umbrella ?
Alex, does my ass look big with these wet shorts on ?
Ref, Does anybody want to go home coz im freezing ?

Second halk kicks of with ref not happy with wet pitch and after 5 mins calls it a day just after matt vaal kicks one of the line to make up for his earlier mistake. Everybody fairly happy with this apart from bob Taylor who has to wear the badges for another week ha ha.
Thanks to the lads who stood on the line in the rain, bet they loved every minute of it as my team played just like Brazil thanks to my coaching.
P.S. Make sure you vote on the new poll.

fullheadofhair · I,m back

sounds like a thrilling game Mr Hair reading your report. I was being driven through the Italian Alps at the time but NOW I,M BACK.

thelegendthatis

You should have a job on the BBC with commentary like that boss.

Vaalderama

i agree Andy Hair for new match reporter. His formation of sentences and descriptive writing is just beautiful! Laughing

chez leg end

wot you mean is hes talking s**t?

Andy Hair's Very serious match report.

I,m back