love it if we beat them
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best ever comment by a playerThis section is for comments that you have heard while playing, either on your own team or the opposition.
I put forward this saturdays comments 'the thick these lot they are from wigan', said by the tyldesley crowd.
anymore......
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Phonejacker
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My vote goes to Unsworth's 'Hells Bells' Moment last year, comedy genius.
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love it if we beat them
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rob riding...literallywhat about when Rob came back from Centre Parcs.
His boots split just as we were about to kick off, he shouted to ref, hang on need to swap my boots. Someone shouted, 'he is going to change his hoofs'
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N.Myers86Rovers
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best ever comment by a playerwhat about neil shannons "COME ON YELLOWS !" during the game when we got our bright orange kits ????? or brian seddons "megs"call 2 weeks ago against st aidens ?
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thelegendthatis
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What about the Andy Hair classic when naming his team "No7 Raz" when Raz wasn't even there???
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andy hair
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a few seasons ago the reserve teams biggest rivals wer potters from standish whos manager was a very small but very loud bloke. during one game he was shouting on the line when pete thomas who was on our line shouted, " HEY TOBY JUG F**K OFF "
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love it if we beat them
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water logged pitchAfter an hour of solid rain and the pitch totally underwater.
The ref decides enough is enough and abandons the game.
Naturally I could not resist...I asked the refr why he abandoned the game.
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love it if we beat them
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axel on the dogs doo couple years agoI know not strictly a football comment.
on the coach to the dogs.....I am an electrion, I can say it but just cant spell it....hang on watch I can spell it....(axel proceeds to write on the window) E L E C T R I O N...... see 'Electrician'
lol
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Vaalderama
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WE have a new winner
Rovers play Bikkerstaffe away
Ari Mo comes on as sub and when chasing the ball down catches the number 9 with screeches of pain he then fires a tirade at Ari who calmly pointed his finger at him an told him
"Stop swearing!"
the guy was gobsmacked and didnt say another word. much to the amusement of the gathered Rovers bench.
what a great way to defuse a situation!
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andy hair
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On this subject there's a legend his name, "Peter turner" the master of the one liners like,,,,,,,,,"Hit him now" and "He went down like a carpet fitter". The best one was when he asked a lad who's name was SPEEDY. Did they call him that because he used to be fast.
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love it if we beat them
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pre match team talkdoes anyone remember Hairs team talk before last years 1st V 2nd?
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Phonejacker
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HAHA what a speech 
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andy hair
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About my speech,,,,,,, I didnt realise that we lost because of my team talk. Witch bit did you not understand, was it the bit about " There crap just go out and beat um" or maybe the bit "If they were better than you they would be here and you would be in the second team" Bet your lost already arnt you ????????
Dont worry i have been reading some kids books so i can explain things to you thicko's at your own level.
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fullheadofhair
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I,m
better than most but I was in the 2nd team
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thelegendthatis
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Last years defeat for the 1st team against the reserves was simply down to the superior footballing brain picking and preparing the reserve team prior to the commencement of the game. Haha
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love it if we beat them
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rita sue and boo toowhen i was with a particular squad a number of years ago, Rita, Sue and Bob Too was released on the pictures, another dozy member of the squad piped up 'I can't go and watch that, I haven't seen Rita, Sue and Bob one yet'
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still only 21
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wen i used to play for afc ashton we had a goalie called ian abbott who was an absolute scream when listening to sum of his one liners.
1) theres too many chiefs n not enuf indians
2) Wiggy (player) get stuck in, your like a candle in the wind
the last one nearly stopped the game as every one was laughin that much
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bluekipper
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ClassicOne from recent history has to be Mr Bean AKA Si, while playing 5 aside the team that he is playing with are all wearing bright orange bibs, he comes out with a classic "so whose on my team then"! Priceless...
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IREMEMBERWHEN
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A TURNER CLASSICA long long time ago when wigan rovers were the greatest team in the land we had some fantastic battles with a team called Downall Green.
Man for man we were both very well matched from the keeper to our center forwards there was not alot to choose between anyone.
They had a player nicknamed 'SPEEDY ' for obvious reasons, . . . . . . that is obvious to everyone apart from Pete Turner.
During a match Downall Green were attacking the Rovers goal and everyone was facing Shaun Dainty in our nets when one of our defenders cleared the ball up the right wing and deep into the Downall Green half,
SPEEDY turned and set off down the wing to retrieve the ball a split second later Turner set off in hot pursuit of the lightning fast winger.
within seconds Turner had caught up with Speedy. passed him and just before he got to the ball but still running at full tilt he had the audacity to turn round and look speedy in the face and ask him
" HOW COME THEY CALL YOU SPEEDY ?"
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jj
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only alexafter the end of season presentation Alicks and Shinny sorry i mean Matt went up wigan to generally get drunk and show themselves up.
At the end of the night Alicks said to Matt "dus fancy sumat heat?"
Matt thought about his two wigan rovers heroes Andy and Bob and what they would do in this situation, so he turned to Alicks and said
in a max and paddy type voice " DO I, BRING IT ON - lets go and have our usuall. "
so not realising how late it was off they went to mac D's for their usuall . . . . . . a Happy meal.
obviously mac D's were shut at this time " whada we do now " moaned Alicks ?
" Dont worry replied " Matt , thinking again what his heroes would have done " we can go for a PIZA "
So off they went to ARI Mohammed's piza shop, now this was a big adventure for Alicks cause he had only ever eaten happy meals with a free toy or a chip butty with free tomato sauce before and he wasnt too sure about what and how to order ? ? ? Now contary to popular belief Alicks wasnt totaly thick almost but not quite totaly so he thought to himself ' i'll just order exactly the same as Matt and i will be fine '
Matt walks up to the counter and ARI asks " wada you bladdy wont "
" I'll have a 10 inch Hawain please "
before Ari can ask Alicks what he would like Alicks blurts out " same for me please "
so Ari turns back to Matt and says " how many the pieces you want me to cut it ? you canna have a 4 pieces or you canna have a 8 pieces "
" cut mine into 8 pieces " said matt
Alicks stood there with a very confused look on his face ! " Aleeks how many the pieces you want " asked Ari ?
oh my god thought Alicks " YOU HAD BETTER CUT MINE INTO FOUR . . . . . . . . I DONT THINK I COULD MANAGE EIGHT ! "
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jj
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CLASSIC ONE LINERLast saturday i was walking along poolstock lane near the rovers ground when i saw an old woman carrying two very heavy shopping bags.
" Excuse me " i said " but can you manage ",
she replied " why as Andy Hair f--k-d up already "
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twist
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^^ good one
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