andy hair
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HEADLINES.Have you ever looked at a newapaper and thought, Thats a great headline ? Well here's a section were you can write your own about things that happen at Wigan Rovers.
E.G.
Young Thicko looses his bearings.
Rovers keeper needs no clothes.
Rudolf Hess accused of assault.
Welsh football takes backwards step.
Ex Keeper throws toys out of pram.
Bus driver looses head.
You know what i mean........
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thelegendthatis
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Yeah, I agree, I personally like the one from a few years ago.
Beached whale spotted in Poolstock, Finally coaxed back into the water with butties n chips!!
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Redmist
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Self-proclaimed Star Needs to F**K OFF (i.e Mullan)
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andy hair
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Here's some from saturday.
Taffy sign's off after breaking reserve team's hearts.
Big defender cant keep his hands off.
Flag waver vows revenge.
Dirty Rudolf up to his elbows in it, again.
Did ex 1st team keeper spike the drinks ?
Dainty, Taylor and two match balls found in nettles.
Topless loony scares the big man.
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IREMEMBERWHEN
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HANGOVER SUNDAY SILENCES FORUM!
dear Andy
guessing not much action on the forum today as most of us big drinkers will have an hangover. also guessing that all those sandwiches, pasties and sausage rolls you ate yesterday soaked up the couple of shandys you drank so thats why you logged on.
But was very impressed with the way you switched drinks with alicks so he drank his own spiked ale.
by the way does anyone know who actually won the FA cup yesterday?
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andy hair
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Allthough this is a section about Headlines i must reply to B.T. about Saturdays drinking session.
It doesnt take me all day to get totaly bladdered. I was in bed by 9 oclock, Waking this morn feeling pretty rough. But never mind you only live once, as they say. As were on this topic here's a headline.
Gaffer looses drinking contest after winning eating contest.
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IREMEMBERWHEN
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NICE ONE !
CONGRATS ON YOUR EATING ABILITY I WOULD TAKE MY HAT OFF TO YOU BUT YOU WOULD PROBABLY EAT THAT AS WELL.
RIDDING WAS VERY DRUNK ( at 3pm ) i spent a fortune on beer yesterday but cant remember a bloody thing after the football but i think we had a good day?
old footy star looses his memory.
up and coming footballer looses wallet.
first team and reserves didnt loose.
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love it if we beat them
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AKABT AKA JJ, Ronaldo MAcdonaldo
BT has identity crisis
BT goes for the Large upgrade
BLT (Bob Loses his identity Taylor)
First team 'winger' not sure if he coming or going
BT increases chances of selection by adopting another alias
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chez leg end
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wot about..."LARGE HEADED TEAM HUMBLED BY SILKY SKILLS OF RESERVE TEAM EVEN WITHOUT STAR PLAYER!!" (thats me bytheway for anyone scratchin their heads!) 
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love it if we beat them
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hands onkuzack goes for hands on approach
midwives around rovers pitch all look for baby
(sorry lads, little bit cryptic)
Kuzack impersonates ga ga doll on goal line
rovers accept lucky penalty but rue the other 3 stone wallers
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Big Show
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heres a good headline from sunday
saturdays match was a game of 2 halves first half we were robbed and the second half we were robbed
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andy hair
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Just a quicky,
Big Diver watches to much Italian football.
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IREMEMBERWHEN
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the truthBIGSHOW IS A FRAUD.
700 hundred year old ball with a jjb price tag still attached
found in 100 year old canal
kicked from football ground that only been there 50 years.
you got some explaining to do.
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andy hair
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here's a headline that will scare you young uns,
HAIR IN FANTASTIC SHAPE FOR NEXT SEASON.
Ignore it at your peril.
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twist
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made me giggle when i read this 
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Young Dicko
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HERE IS ONE FOR YOU
"Hair is literally larger than life"
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Big Show
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Latest Headlines
Wigan Pie Shops to close after Bob Taylor goes on diet
Ex-Wigan man on trial after 3 sheep claim foul
Historical cave drawings show lenny to be 3 million years old
God is real (proof dave walker played 3 games without getting injured)
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andy hair
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Here's some from the presentation night.
Big diver slower than a tax rebate, " Official"
The Dicko's are really twins.
Andy Hair robbed of title.
Harry and Callum double act booed off stage.
Simon Cowell signs Rob Miller.
The naked keeper looses his nerve.
The quite man gets the girl.
Biff the singer makes a comeback.
Redmist gets his dummy back.
I will think of some more later.
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Phonejacker
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What u mean by the keeper coment mr hair??
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andy hair
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Dr Mr Keeper.
You lost your nerve on 2 accounts,
1/ You would not sing in the nude, even for a pint.
2/ you totaly lost your bottle in the auction.
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Young Dicko
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n whats this about me n me dad being twins mr first team manager sir? 
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Phonejacker
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Fair enough mr boss man, me like you very much hehe
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andy hair
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Ok Young dicko,
I cant make my mind up, Do you look old or does your dad look young.
Whatever the case you look the same ,
In a strange sort of way. Ha Ha.
Anyway here's some more Headlines,
Young Dingle hides behind mic stand in kareoka comp.
Rovers sub joins Aspull rugby union sub's bench.
Williams hard to spot in darkened room.
Credit Crunch hits Lenny as he withdraws villa from raffle.
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jj
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sat 14th june MYSTERY MAN EATS ROVERS BREAKFAST !!
today an unknown person turned up at the ekersleys arms public house and ate 24 big breakfasts that had been ordered for the wigan rovers football team.
No one has any idea who the mystery person was apart from two strategically placed sausages that were left on the bar.
Maybe indicating the initials of the culpritt . . . . J J
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andy hair
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Here's 2 from sat morn,
Man sits between two of the worlds best eaters and wonders why he had no sausages on his plate.
Man gets 8 sausages on one slice of toast, is it a record ?
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