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andy hair
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HEADLINESCan anybody think of some funny or sarcastic headlines ???????
If so, write them down every week in this section.
"SHOCK" Rovers win without Hair.
"SHOCK" Young Dicko scores in oppositions net.
"Double Shock" Lee seen without a woman.
Matt Vaal, NOT injured.
Dainty saves penalty.
You know, stuff like that.
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Vaalderama
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Re: HEADLINES | andy hair wrote: | Can anybody think of some funny or sarcastic headlines ???????
If so, write them down every week in this section.
"SHOCK" Rovers win without Hair.
"SHOCK" Young Dicko scores in oppositions net.
"Double Shock" Lee seen without a woman.
Matt Vaal, NOT injured.
Dainty saves penalty.
You know, stuff like that. |
Rovers win without hair? dont think Shannon, Raz and Dainty will be to happy with that Andy!
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andy hair
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Didnt think any of them thicko's would get it,,,,, only you Matt.
Me and you are just to clever for the rest of them.
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Young Dicko
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HEADLINE:
ELLIOTT 3 - 1 wigan rovers
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andy hair
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Headlines from last saturday,
Fullback fails to catch winger due to large erection.
Eliott 2nd best player on pitch.
Seddon races winger and fullback, and comes out a winner.
slim sub shocks opposition.
Wigan Rovers defender "the best header in the game"
Rovers striker sleeps alone.
OK, one of these is incorrect,
Can you guess which one ?????????????????????????
Give up ????????
The answer is,,,,,,,,,,,,,, its only a small erection.
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thelegendthatis
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What about these
"Hair drops trumpet"
"Dainty, Shannon and Booth win without hair every week"
"Rest of rovers team wish they had no hair every week!"
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andy hair
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Listen legendthatneverwillbe,
I dont know who you are but your not a legend at funny writing unlike
myself and young dicko.
your not even as funny as Shaun Dainty, who lets be honest isnt that funny untill he plays in goal, ha ha ha ha
Sorry Shaun but that legend bloke winds me up, grrrr
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thelegendthatis
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Yeah, I know what you mean he sounds like a right good lookin get. I bet he's extremely versatlie as well.....Bastard!
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andy hair
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dont know what versatile means but i bet he could play in any position.
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andy hair
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Headline,
Soft arse with 'sore' ankle looses rovers 3 points.
Hair ROBBED of ANOTHER man of match award.
Naked keeper helps the wounded.
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still only 21
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hows about:
SECOND TEAMER SPARES FIRST TEAM BLUSHES
YOUNG DICKO GETS MOLESTED ON PITCH
YOUNG DICKO ENJOYS BEING MOLESTED ON PITCH
MORGAN: BEHIND ENEMY LINES
TAYLOR: FIRST ONE PAST THE CHEQUERS LANE/FLAG
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N.Myers86Rovers
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HEADLINES !!!!Myers stuns the belle vue crowd MATEEEEEEEEYYYYYYY !!!!!!!!! 
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