Massage to Matt Vaal

andy hair · Massage to Matt Vaal

What kind of computer genius are you ?????????
You did the match report and im not even in the line up.
whats that all about ?????????????
I can think of only 2 reasons for this,,,,,,,,,
A terrible mistake by yourself,,,, or
That thicko Alex did the report.

Phonejacker

Defo Vaal, not me this time ha. Laughing

bluekipper · Are you having a tin bath???

What I need to know is who is blowing all this sunshine up Young Thicko's jacksy? Reading reports on the website and in the news papers about his wonder strike has got to be a massive exageration, I've heard reports like this a million times before! Ha Ha.
What surprises me most is that his shooting is usually less acurate than his heading and as we all know his head is screwed on 180 degrees on the skew. How many OG's is that so far? Therefore I conclude it was probably a clearance gone wrong!!!
Next up, and this is even funnier! He was heard in the pub saying that Sean Dingle had told him that he was a far better player than his old man, I played with his old man and apart from being shot by some sniper while bearing down on goal to score that would have been the goal of the century Thicko's old man was class and could easily still get a shirt in Rovers first team.
I will be looking on the web site to see another wonder strike this week just to prove that lasts weeks wasn't a fluke!!!

Young Dicko

thats a very good point Judas or maybe its just because im getting the best service in my career down at rovers from my mentor Andy Hair. and as for what sean said who can blame him in my wigan rovers career iv yet to be shot by a japanease sniper, break my ankle and miss a deciding penalty in a shoot out as for one little goose green no wait garswood no wait rovers.. or is it billinge remind us who are your loyaltys with this month or has the wind yet to change like your teams.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO is that a hard pill to swallow ORRRRRRRRRRRRRR WATTTTT! Laughing

andy hair

Nice one young dicko,,,, or should i call you Grasshopper.
I DONT think your "WONDER STRIKE" was a fluke, but a well worked set move,,,, Make the opposition think your going to cross and score instead, Fantastic. As far as your dads concerned he too tryed this once,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, He made not only the keeper but everybody watching think that he was going to shoot,, But took a dive instead,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,Not fantastic at all.
Young Dicko, Keep crossing the ball like that and your dads name will be erazed from the rovers memory in no time at all.

P.S. Whats his name again ????????

Vaalderama

Andy, in reply to your message, due to you resigning as manager, the website could not cope, and therefore deleted you from the playing rota. An email has been sent to the website for them to sort it and should be corrected sometime in the near future.

ADMIN

chez leg end

in other words hes f**ked up again

Vaalderama

such abuse will not be accepted Chez, i may just revoke your accout. meaning you have a say in nothing MWHAHAHAHAHA

knowledge is power. . . .

Young Dicko

Does anyone know why chez is commenting on the first team page Wink

as long as i keep getting 8 in the report matty i think your doing a stand up job Smile

p.s please dont kill me chez

chez leg end

me thinks somebody needs takin down a peg or 2 mr im playin 4 garswood toda cos theyre short!! just like ur memory boy!

Vaalderama

Garswood under 12? still prob run rings round ya! Very Happy

bluekipper · The leg end that is or was or somthing...

Young Thicko is way to honest, must be the sterling way in which he has been dragged up! Fancy saying i'm not playing for you today i'm playing for someone else coz their short. Anyone else would have said they were working, had a dodgy curry or were injured. Me thinks Grasshopper still has plenty to learn well Master Hair over to you to educate young Grasshopper in the ways of the Footy arts Rovers style.
I still it was Master Hair hiding in the bushes who fired that fateful shot to stop a leg end becoming a legend.

Oh yeah for gods sake stop letting Young Thicko score and dont give him any more MOM's got a flaming earache from hearing about it.

Seriously keep up the good work looks like you guys are having a great season. Very Happy

Vaalderama

Ha we get enough earache from dicko at training and match days. Super assist this week. thing is once he does somthing laughable ( quite soon) he will be the one getting the earache!

Dicko read the matach report you owe me a pint Lol

A. Hair . . . . . back online on the website your 2 goals have been credited to your account.

Massage to Matt Vaal

Are you having a tin bath???

The leg end that is or was or somthing...