STOP BULLYING.

andy hair · STOP BULLYING.

whats your opinions on bullying ??
Nobody likes a bully, we all know that.
Bullying comes in all shapes and sizes for example,,,,,,
Young Dicko is bullying the second team, you know coz he's better than them.
Bob Taylor bullys people into buying him drinks in the pub.
Stu Unsworth uses his elbow during friendly games.
Lee Fleck takes his shirt off when he's near Stu williams.
There all forms of bullying.
But the worst form is when your Manager bullys you.
Bri Seddon Gives me the TAXI badge nearly every week ,,,,,,,,,,
for NOTHING,,,,,,yes NOTHING................BULLY. i couldnt shout it any louder.
I rest my case.
Anybody got an opinion, or are you all to scared ??????????

Phonejacker

I wasnt even there and i'd have give you the badge haha. Looks like your going to be the one with the odd shirt this year pal woop woop 8 Embarassed

1st team gaffer

Who else feels sorry for the hairy arse builder who keeps getting the taxi badge?????

The badge is put to a team vote, the majority speaks Mr Hair.

If you didnt get lost going to a pitch you have plaed on for 20 years we would understand.

But you was saved this week by Dicko falling over that blade of grass with a definate goal on for lee.

thelegendthatis

I agree with Mr H, bullying is a terrible thing, but there is another thing that is even more worrying.

Why has Mr "I am the greatest" Hair got so many taxi badges this season. Is there a niche in the market that we have all missed. Has the said miser found some value to the badges and realised a way to make money out of them?

I believe that he cannot surely have seriously won them all. He is after all the sngle greatest player ever to have trodden the sacred St James turf, and I should know, he has told me that it is so on many, many occasions. And why shouldn't I believe him, he is a builder, and we all trust the word of a builder.

So, I challenge you all. Can any of you tell me why our tractor driving hero has so many badges. I think not!

I would therefore like to propose that we..........Oh wait a minute, I've just remembered that he is crap.

Forget what I just said.

Sorry lads, as you were!!

andy hair

Mr ,,,,,,,,, Thingy
thanks for them kind words, after all im glad you appreciate all i have done for you over the years. Lets recap,,,,
Asked,,,,,,, no begged Ste Holland to pick you in goal.( instead of centrehalf )
Told you wich way to dive in penalty shoot outs.
Didnt let anybody pick on you when you turned up in that daft Everton shirt.
Didnt punch you on the nose at Bickerstaff.
Do i need to go on ??????????
Im also upset at grasshopper as he hasnt once backed me up on the forum or even when the BULLY seddon has been giving badges out.
NO COMMENT.
Anyway about them badges,
Scrap metal isnt worth that much at present so im collecting them for when it is.
Well spotted,,,,,,,,,, Thingy.

Young Dicko

sorry for the lack of back up legend i have been viewing and analysing this touchy subject from a distance and i feel i have came up with a valid reason behind the bullying...... CONSPIRACY!!
Yes, just like the x files there is a huge conspiracy happening at rovers right under mine and your noses m.r hair/legend first of all let me give you a list of all candidates deserving of the taxi badge from saturday:
Doran for hitting a five yard open goal over
Morgan for his valiant effort at trash talk
Rob dainty for an offside trap that a double decker bus cud fit thru
There defender who scored 2 own goals
there defender who tried to fight the legend to be
Goulding for trying to find out how old people where dureing the middle of the game
The young dainty (narrows it down to one) getting cramp
all deserved taxi recipients yet the only two contenders at the end of the game were the legend for a mis control and the legend to be for doing a step over.... makes you think.... It is obvious that the team is trying to cause friction between the deadly duo that has been formed between m.r hair and me... all we want is to be treated fairly and no different to everyone else just because of superiority in class i think m.r hair will gladly agree.

now just sit back and wait for everyone to bight.......

chez leg end

bight? BIGHT? did u go same school as alice? oh my lord thickness in abundance here lads! ha ha!

thelegendthatis

Dicko, give it up m8, you're just diggin the hole deeper, it's just not fun any more, it's too easy. After all there is only one legend at Rovers and he's typing this message to you.

I would officially like to thank Mr Hair for givin me all of the opportunities he listed, I am truly thankful.
Maybe that's why you had to come up with such elaborate plans to get me out of the 1st team when you were the boss?????

Vaalderama

Dicko

Your points were fair . .... But it’s only called taxi for badge as it was not PC to call it W@nkZr of the week. You and hair fall into this category without kicking a ball. Laughing

My points are. . . .
Taxi for is for the team not the 'support' (unfortunately Alex is therefore out) Sad

'We laughed harder at Andy kicking the ball in his own face' shame he didn’t do it harder make some improvements Laughing

You not only did a pointless step over in front of goal with no one around and only the keeper to beat, but there were several other small offences. These offences in the managers and teams opinion meant you were deserving of it. Exclamation

Maybe if you didn’t moan and sing your own praises when you turn up for a game the team would not be as harsh. Laughing

Mr Hair needs to realise like Alex, he will be nominated every week because it is just funny. Let’s just call Hair or Alex the default 'taxi' if no one else manages to mess up.

Plus you can 2 can take the weight of the expectations of your fellow team mates. Lets face it Andy has been carrying his fair share of his own weight for long enough. Laughing

As I hope you can all agree my points are fair . . . .? And purely my opinion. Laughing

1st team gaffer

Lets do a deal with hair and dicko ( sounds like a comedy duo), they can against st judes do the nominations for the taxi badge.

However they have to if they make a balls up nominate each other.

Is that a deal Hair and Dicko????????

still only 21

Just one thing to add......

Small fish, big pond

people get a taxi badge for a) bein shit, b) doin sumfin stupid, c) bein andy hair, simples Very Happy

andy hair

first of all theres nobody at rovers whos still only 21 so your opinion is worthless.
Secondly i totaly agree with grasshopper ( Young dicko ) as there could well be a conspirasy to knock myself and Soon to be Legend young dicko down a peg or two,,,,,,,, Never going to happen. We thrive on pressure we eat bad press for breakfast, We do are talking on the pitch.
So just one thing before i go could you amature players please please stop all this now as our just making yourselves and the good name of Wigan rovers look bad. Just try and accept us for the GREATS we are.
Thank You.
Oh i nearly forgot,,, 1st team gaffer,,,,,,,, TAXI ha ha ha ha ha ha
about time to, your not above the law after all.
Maybe me and Dicko will give it to Shaun next week, you"ll just have to wait and see.

P.S Young Dicko, I think that has put a stop to it once and for all.

1st team gaffer

Lets get back to reality hair and dicko, you have had your fun in the sun. The taxi badge will now go back to a team vote.

I suppose i did deserve the badge yesterday for.......... getting the man if the match for the fourth time this year.

So beware hair and sidekick no mistakes against Gidlow. We may have to give 2 that day.

thelegendthatis

Yes Mr Hair, let's see if the real Legend that is gets taxi this week. After all, you two working together to allocate it to me no matter what, is the only way I'm likely to get one. Unlike some would-be Legends I could name.

By the way, how many have you got now?

1st team gaffer

hair and dicko between them have got more taxis than New york city.

I suppose it will be more votes than they will get in the players player of the year vote.

I might just let them carry the box of trophies in on the night just to make them feel part of it.

andy hair

very funny, Gaffer.
oh and about me and Dicko carrying trophies, truth is you would need someone to help you carry all my trophies let alone mine and dickos.
this battle of words must stop as me and grasshopper need better competition,,,,,,,,,,,,, Gaffer.